Why everyone should learn Spanish:

A gem from FML:

“Today I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say “fuck me” in Spanish. She claimed it was “pollo frito.” I then proceeded to have sex, constantly screaming pollo frito for an hour. I later realized I was screaming “fried chicken.”” FML

Her “friend” is an evil genius.  And “Pollo frito” has become my new favorite euphemism for sex.

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