A gem from FML:
“Today I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say “fuck me” in Spanish. She claimed it was “pollo frito.” I then proceeded to have sex, constantly screaming pollo frito for an hour. I later realized I was screaming “fried chicken.”” FML
Her “friend” is an evil genius. And “Pollo frito” has become my new favorite euphemism for sex.